Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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