knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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im saul and i love cock

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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