yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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obama

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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