What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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more like nig!

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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