whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

ejaculation JLR

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Ready for something funny? nothing

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

Anti Joke

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