Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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