Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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