- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Knock, Knock Who's There

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Matt is a Duster!

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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