Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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