how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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Anti Joke

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