A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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A man with glasses and a cane walks out if a clothing store and accidentally bumps into a woman, knocking his hat off "Can't you watch where you're going?" the woman asks. The man then slaps her, knocking her to the ground. He picks up his new designer fedora, and drives off in his $90,000 Cadillac. The woman, after dusting herself off, gets the guy's plates, convinces a few witnesses to testify against the man, and informs the authorities of an assault. He was later arrested for assault as well as pimping and soliciting sex. He is found guilty in a court of law and is sentenced to 2-5 years in prison, and is doled a hefty fine.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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