An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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