A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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the midget went to the midget store

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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