Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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