- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Your face

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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