How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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