Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Loperson

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Cool Brian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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