- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

Iif your reading this ur gay

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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