What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

3.14159365358979323846264

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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