Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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