- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

tim has no humor

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

A baby seal walks into a club.

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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