whats annoying and black? black people

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Gale swallows.

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what the hell happened to your face

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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