i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Sarah Palin

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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what the hell happened to your face

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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