Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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FIRE!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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