Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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