What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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