Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Dick Chaney

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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