what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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here kitty kitty

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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