What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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what the hell happened to your face

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Women's Rights

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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here kitty kitty

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Obama.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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