- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

FIRE!!

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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