Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Moral

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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