How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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