your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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Yo mama so fat.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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