So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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tim has no humor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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