KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

your mama so old, shes dead.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

I have a gay camel

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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