- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Water? I hardly know her.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Laugh.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

I <3 Hitler

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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