How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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I'm hungry.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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Ross.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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