- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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