- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

hi penis ham telephone

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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