How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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