- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Who has no penis Religious Believers

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

What do you call two dog? dogs

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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