Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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