- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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