A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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Yo mama so fat.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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I'm gay.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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