What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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An man walks to a bra

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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