Whats two plus two? Miles

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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