- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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