Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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Anti Joke

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