- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

knock knock There's no door

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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