what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

No, Trinidad.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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