- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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What did death say to life? Go die

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Gus's mom

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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