I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Knock knock Shut up

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

knock knock whos there? nobody

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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