What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Joke

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...