- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A man walks into a vagina

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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